Post-Apocalympics

What if we organized a series of Junkyard Sports Pre-Apacolympic events, world-wide, of course, in a global way of speaking, to take place during, for example, every equinox?

Could we become so skilled, so spectacular in our shard-slinging and wall-vaulting abilities, that we could possibly go straight from the Pre-Apocalympics to the Post-Apocalympics, thereby by-passing the need to go through the Apocalypse entirely?

I dunno, either. But, you gotta admit, it's sure worth a shot. Put.